I'm trying to keep my head up. Yes, technically I am not overdue yet. I can count. I can read a calendar. Doesn't change the fact that I am hideously uncomfortable 100% of the time.
You heard me. One. Hundred. Percent.
Surely I exaggerate? Nope. But I won't bore you with the details.
I am not afraid of labor and delivery. Bring that shit ON. I just want my kid. Here. Now.